My Next Life
I want to live my
next life backwards!
You start out dead and
get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy,
you spend several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so,
getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school:
play sports, date, drink, and party.